My mom and I have a relationship that is complicated. Its not horrible but it damn sure ain’t “aight”. She says fucked up stuff and immediately denies she said anything. She even tries to convince me I imagined it. And when she apologizes for something they are: ” I’m sorry you got your self all upset.” Or my favorite apology: “you made me feel bad”. People from Angola hell black moms usually demand respect from their kids but my mom is ridiculous. Being told by your mom you’re the reason she is unhappy all the time isn’t fun. She wonders why I dodge her calls

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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Pumpkin didn’t even stop her lol

Pumpkin didn’t even stop her lol

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fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

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Me.

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brittabot4troysoldier:

Look at his face. Look at his face! Look at how he loves that ball. It’s the best thing what he’s ever seen. Why does he fight to get the ball and then he brings it back? Why doesn’t he just keep the ball? It’s because they like chasing things, don’t they? A dog is the most enthusia… enthusiastic, is that a word? The most enthusiastic thing on the planet. It just goes- if you go, ‘Do you wanna do this?’ it goes, ‘Definitely. That’s my best thing.’

-Derek Noakes on dogs (Derek)

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eyduh:

Derek - S01xE06

'Have you ever been tested for autism?'

'I'm no good at tests.'

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RIP Dobby

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